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Men Are From Mars, Women Are Confused

As a Hindu, I was taught to believe in Krishna. Krishna is said to be the reincarnation of Lord Vishnu, the preserver aspect of the Hindu Holy Trinity. It is said that whenever the world is in tremendous chaos, Vishnu takes on a human form to aid mankind. 

I have always found it difficult to accept these stories from Hindu mythology, being very dramatic and often times tremendously unrealistic. However, Krishna is the exception for me. I do believe that he possessed some super human or maybe even divine abilities as the story goes that he had married 16,108 wives. Only a being of such incredible power could have endured such an ordeal. 

There are many men throughout the course of history who have been rumored to have either romanced or bedded hundreds of women, and as incredible as those numbers may seem. It does seem plausible over long periods of time. A certain Mr. Hefner is a living testament to this assumption. But to marry and commit to one wife is an incredible achievement, let alone 16,108 estrogen bombs.

This is not a male chauvinistic view, and at the end of this article I guarantee that some, if not all of the female readers will agree with this assumption. I also highly doubt I will be getting any positive fan mail, or for that matter sex for the next one year. I will “take one for the team”, as I have noticed more and more feminist sentiments on popular social networking sites such as facebook, twitter etc. This is not a "penis-centric", female bashing article and I will further reinstate this by stating the following:

Females are indeed the superior sex.  

What makes them inferior, or what feeds their inferiority complex is that they do not know this. The self proclaimed feminists aka The Girl Power Brigade are always advocating for equal rights etc, but they have no clue as to how unequal the rights are in favor of women.

We have to go back to the beginning to grasp the validity of my rather bold claims.

At birth, males and females are created equal. We desire for the same basic needs and we display the same mental capacity. During infancy, we have three essential needs;

Constriction:   the desire to be cuddled and bundled.

Sustenance:    the need to be fed, preferably when it comes from either the left or right breast   

Evacuation:     the need to relieve ourselves.
 

As we venture through our childhood and pre-teen years our needs begin to change slightly and we develop desires. Boys tend to be in most cases motivated towards "boyish" tendencies and girls towards more "girlish" ones. The mental capacity however remains the same.

  

The change and what I like to call "the reverse effect" happens at puberty. At puberty, girls are said to enter into the first stage of womanhood.  It starts with a spark of fertility and accelerates into a fire of emotions and complex needs. Boys, who then enter into the first stages of manhood, go back to infancy, requiring those same three needs with one additional desire. Friction: Sex

It is at this point, that the Martians start waging a losing battle against our evolutionary superiors the Venusians. What's worse is that most men believe that we have won the battle, ever since the first caveman brought home some mammoth meat for the first cave-woman. And in return the cave-woman stripped off her buffalo skin and gave him some cave shattering loving.

Our limited needs are our handicap from the start of our manhood. The sight of a woman, with long flowing hair strutting towards us with a certain look of desire in her eyes and in her mannerisms, leaves most men in a pathetic state of helplessness. And let’s not even start discussing that inherent fragrance that all women seem to naturally have.

When we are about to be intimate with a woman, our mental capacity goes four years younger with each piece of clothing she strips off. I'm 27 now, and the average woman has four pieces of clothing to take off. The heels preferably stay on.  By the time we're both naked, my brain is only 11 years old. Voila! Puberty hits me again.
   

The average man doesn't even realize this genetic affliction. And after the deed is done, he claims he has just added a trophy to his mantle. He feels all the more masculine, and certain body part seems to have gained about 2 inches in length. In reality, we have been thoroughly and entirely dominated by the female species.

Let’s analyze the “hunt”. A man picks up a woman at the bar. He makes eyes contact  has his prey in his sights. He approaches her with a friendly smile, and a decent pick up line. He buys her a drink, they dance and she invites him back to her place. A man feels like he has bagged himself a solid catch. He had a successful hunt. The reality is very much to the contrary.

A woman walks into a bar. Even the most unattractive of woman will be able to have sex if they wanted to. Can the same be said for let's say, a reasonably attractive man? No.

Sex is currency and the female species are “Banks”, the male species is either broke or suffering to pay off their monthly installments.

Companionship and commitment, are the interest women gain from the loans they disperse. As most men, despite having the desire to fornicate every other breathing female will start to develop a longing to prolong and extend both the loan amount and loan tenure. Continuing to pay the interest and increase the capitol amount. Some men have overextended themselves with multiple financiers and some men just take short term loans. Men will eventually give up looking for other financiers and settle for focusing on a repayment that best suites his lifestyle and capacity.

Now the commitment and companionship are in my opinion, not an absurdly large price to pay as it is indeed a fulfilling experience. Men are not devoid of emotion,  our emotional needs are just a little easier to fulfill.

To Be Continued…..